Talking about being a dutiful wife and a handy husband to have at home…
He: You know, you kinda need to sweep the floor everyday.
She: Who sweeps the floor everyday?
He: Well wives.
She: And I think you should just go buy a strip of rubber mat from the hardware shop and nail it to the bottom of the door you know. It helps to stop dirt coming in from outside; instead of just trying to hire help.
He: Eh? Hardware shop? There’s such thing? Hmm, yeah huh! That made sense!
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She: You know, I think you are a better housewife and I a better handyman.
He: That’s EXACTLY what I was about to say! Gimme five girl!
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